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От права я готова лезть на стенку. Причём, желательно, на левую.

Только что дописала последний билет - "Лица, имеющие обязательную доль в наследстве". И всё, мои батарейки сдохли. Хотя, конечно, нужно было бы по-хорошему почитать историю, повторить матан и сделать ещё что-нибудь общественно-полезное, но я не могу. Мне хватило того, что я за полдня прочитала почти все ГК, ГПК, УК, УПК, СК и прочую дребедень. Мой пресловутый моск растёкся лужицой пластелина по черепной коробке.

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А в коллекционном издании "The Emperor's new groove" весь второй дополнительно-бонусный диск занят фильмом о создании мультфильма с освещением всех аспектов мультпроизводства. Во всяком случае, заветные слова написаны на коробочке, а уж что внутри... Я не узнаю до окончания сессии.

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Избранное из Неверхудовских хроник, связанных непосредственно с главными героями игры:

Просто... Жесть. Отрубание собственной головы, как впоследствии показало вскрытие, оказалось деянием фатальным.

Ottoborg's sons were easily identified by the loop formed on the top of

each of their heads. Sometimes when they walked along they would hook

their head-hoops on branches and hang there for days. Petri was so

tired of getting his head hooked onto things that he cut his own head

off, which proved to be fatal.


Они думали, что у Вилли есть мозг... Они ошибались.

Anyway, four Victoids stumbled upon poor Willie Trombone who was alone

just floating through space for quite some time. Willie, being the

friendly type, held out a friendly hand and beckoned them, "Hey, hairy

friends!"

The Victoids screamed with glee when they saw Willie's yellow supple

flesh. They figured that he was not a fool and that they would have to

trick him before they could eat him. They were wrong, for Willie

Trombone was a fool above all other fools and all of the time that they

spent trying to trick him only gave the drifting giant Big Robot Bil

enough time to arrive. Bil reached out with his mighty three arms and

grabbed the floating chunk of land and hoisted himself up. Bil grew

horrified as he saw his creator's son about to be devoured by vicious

Victoids.


Очень трогательная встреча Хоборга, Вилли и Била. Мне больше всего понравился пассаж про кишками.

A short while passed before Hoborg could make out

the shape. It was a piece of land with a little red-roofed house on

it. There was a big robot and a little being on it. Hoborg realized

that these folks would pass him if he did not act quickly so he took

off his belt from around his waist and made a lasso. He figured that

it still was not long enough to reach this passing land mass, so in an

act of desperation he gouged chunk of his chest out and rolled it into

a great snake that extended the end of his belt. This contraption was

long enough to lasso the land, which halted when the cord went taut.

The big robot pointed to Hoborg's chest and said, "Meeee Bil. Meeee

Bil."

Hoborg waved and answered, "Meeee Hoborg. I am Hoborg."

The smaller being (slightly smaller than Hoborg, but one fiftieth the

size of Bil) pointed to Hoborg's chest and said, "Me think hims

pointing your torso, big ouch!"

Hoborg had not realized that his guts were oozing out of the large

fissure he had created in his chest. "Good Quater! What am I going to

do?"

The small being took off his own belt and instructed Bil to carry him

down to where Hoborg was. The being jumped into Bil's hand and he

walked over to where Hoborg sat, about to pass-out. "Me Willie," the

stranger said as he tied his belt over Hoborg's chest, clamping the

severed sections together, and closing up the self-inflicted injury.

Hoborg placed his hand on Willie's shoulder, "Hello Willie, I am Hoborg

and you just saved my life!"

Willie did not seem to acknowledge this statement. Hoborg figured

Willie was not altogether sane, but he was grateful just the same.




@музыка: Фьють-фьють-фьють~

@настроение: *умер*

@темы: дисней, neverhood

Комментарии
31.05.2007 в 23:40

Бедная Амбри... тебе столько всего сдавать и все на разные темы. У меня, конечно, пять экзаменов впереди, но ни по одному курс не извращенский, и все, как говорится в тексте для топика про мехмат, interrelated and interconnected :)

(да-да, а зачет по диф. геометрии я получил с третьей попытки, проведя в МГУ около 20 часов... хотя другим людям из нашей группы в этом отношении повезло не намного больше...)
01.06.2007 в 13:58

Бедный Йорик ни пуха

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